We meet a man who takes on a prison for his right to do somehting with his outgoing mail and Warren finds out browsing at Dollar Tree isn't a great way to spend his time. 

We learn that women are becoming increasingly bisexual (we can't blame them tbf), not flossing can be crippling to your bedroom game and we meet a paramedic who probably can't be a paramedic anymore....because of his pissing. 

We're back from vacation, ready to find out if we're all serial killers? Let's take the quiz!

We're back from vacation, ready to find out if we're all serial killers? Let's take the quiz!

We start the pod with a poo story and end it with one. Really hitting peak podcasting performance lol!

We find out the exact age guys (and the ladies) start to well…sort of lose interest. We also finish with a story about an influencer dog that meets a terrible fate…..

See a “Calculator Plus Pro” app on your partner's phone? Could be an affair! We also hear about the worst self medication for pain perhaps….ever!

We learn that your bedroom issues may actually start in front of the bathroom sink, meet a guy who can commits indecent exposure through multiple pairs of pants and we learn in hindsight….you may have been getting cheated on.

We look into what single people can do that we can't (besides the obvious), how do ladies like us “groomed” and a landlord who is probably not going to be a landlord for much longer!

We meet a wine thief with a unique (not to the podcast) way of stealing , find out if car sex is still a thing and a celebrity has three day orgasms?

We learn how you may be able to prevent a heart attack….maybe. A guy does something incredible with his junk and sex toys apparently have a huge black market

A man gets real familiar with a Herby Curby, we learn about a woman who is way too familiar with her own leavings and we find out sex ed has failed the youth!

We learn about the upcoming sperm races, how weight lifting may actually hurt you in the bedroom and we meet a wild substitute teacher!

We learn how male “stars” keep themselves in the game, we also learn who cleans up after Bonnie Blue does her thing. Truly shocking end to the podcast today. 

We have heard of “hot wifing.” Now we find out there is an opposite AND a big celebrity is way into it!

We learn that Japan has a helluva parade every year, find out how to create a Michelin star sex menu and some guy molests the Easter bunny!

One teacher finds out not every thought you have needs to be a "thought of the day"," we catch up with Bonnie Blue on Spring Break and learn how some porn actors are dialing it up for retirement. 

Our annual pow wow with with the genius behind the website mrskin.com, Mr. Skin! Best nudes on screen in 2025 and we also delve into a little of what it's actually like being Mr. Skin. Love this dude!

Doctors would like you to stop putting garlic where ChatGPT tells you to put it, a man keeps his thermos in an odd spot and we learn 5 easy ways to enrich your bedroom. Then we meet a man who has THE PLUMS. 

We catch up with the apple of our eye, learn some pretty obvious signs that cheating is happening and then we run down the tope media for “getting in the mood”

We find out that Denny's allows more than a few strikes before you get canned from the kitchen, learn how to declutter our bedrooms for love and perhaps the World's most unfortunately named doctor!

We learn about a painful sounding way to add some razzle dazzle below your beltline, find out if vets think it's OK if your pets “watch” and learn a few quick tips to improve your pre and post game performance!

We break down which states are looking for the dirties, most shocking and oddly wholesome adult content.

We learn about a super sexy game you need to bookmark for next Super Bowl Sunday,  find out which country may be getting a Minister of Sex (not us booo) and Discord is probably about to make a huge mistake

We meet a man who loves, and we mean LOVES, WW1 history! We find out all the benefits (besides the main one) of morning sex and we have all heard of Horse Girls….we learn about a Horse Man. 

We meet a couple of public officials that seem to be addicted to public lovin', find out all the ways she tells you she wants your attention but not you and hear the sotry of a couple fisherman who got some REALLY great outdoors!

We'll find out, by age group, the acceptable number of partners to have had. We'll think about Meemaw getting around, find out the downside of having a “huge hawger” and how TV and movies lied to us about sex!

We spent last week learning what the fellas lost inside themselves last year…..what about the ladies? And an early contender (and lover of tubers) for the 2026 wrap up! We also meet a couple that did it inside an MRI machine a former NFLer who is suing his ex-wife for talking about his package!

Our favorite part of every new year is finding out what was what had to be pulled out of us the year before. You guys, we have to be safer. C'mon now. 

Bam, last one for 2025! We learn (again) what we're doing wrong in the bedroom, we get a little more respect for the Honda Civic and we wave goodbye to another year of (somewhat) successful podcasting! Thanks for all the laughs gang!

You have heard about the goon cave….what about a cave where the actual sexi goes on? Have you  decorated it trending towards or away from getting it on. Also, would you drive a Cyber Truck

We learn that there are a few things in the bedroom you have been ignoring, we learn (SHOCKINGLY) booze may actually be hurting your sex life and we end on a story so bad we had to share it….

We learn about the lies you hear and just accept every day, things you should probably do before you end up getting divorced and we learn about an Ozempic illusion!

We learn the five foods that can bolster your bedroom behavior, meet a man who gets his jollies on the highway and a man loses a cup. It gets found. 

No, not a safe you keep your porn in, we're talking about how they're making porn safer for the people making them. We also find out a new porn-related ED and yeah, you can have sex at 90mph!

We learn about new people flooding the swinging landscape, find out just a few of the things men don't want women to know about them and Kluck teaches Jason about your Gym Nemesis

We learn about loads of subtle green flags women wee in men, a couple of people that are a bit too into robbery and we learn that perhaps it IS way easy out there for people looking for a lil' extra lovin! Maybe we aren't using the phrase that pays!

He learn about a teacher probably teaching her last lesson, learn that your “boy” can go bad and where would one move for the greatest likelihood of living that non-monagamous lifestyle? Spoler alert: it ain't here. 

We learn about a fella who takes to web for a diagnosis of his bits, learn about a woman with a unique OnlyFans hustle and how honest you should be with a significant other! 

We learn about the terrors of a first date, questions you should NEVER ask, meet a man who has beef with adult bookstores and apparently the humble merkin is making a comeback!

We learn the ins and outs (and ins and out and ins lol) of the swinging game, find out that women didn't really follow directions when asked about unconventional male featues they find attactive and we have a male porn actor shortage!

We find out that yes, in fact woman CAN be creeps, things you should never do on a first date, Bonnie Blue is taking her game to the skies and the best states….if'n yer a cheater!

We learn the things good boyfriends and husbands do, learn what makes you irresistible to her and there is a whole new product category that is based on a fear none of us had until it came along!!! 

What time of the day is best for sex? It depends on your age! Scrotox is a thing? We discuss the ins and outs of having a smooth set!

Are we bringing “skank” back? We learn about an unfortunate produce incident and end the podcast with a story Stephen King couldn't write. 

We learn a horrifying new term for an act of aggression behing bars, find out how to initiate some sexy DMing, and how NOT to behave with thirsty pics online!

We learn about the app that is a response to The Tea app where women spill all the shizz about terrible guys, meet a Florida man who loves  Moms a bit too much and meet a man who has some serious beef!

We know people cheat but on today's 450th we will learn the why behind it. Looking for a threesome? We drop a couple nuggets of knowledge to help you on your quest!

You're probably using your condom wrong! We also find out about a man banned from public parks

After a lengthy (and frankly, undeserved) break the podcast you know and love is back! LET'S GOOOOO

You're sleeping around in your dreams? Turns out being a horny gooner may NOT be the reason why! 

We learn about the annual checkup every marriage should have and meet a man who will never say how an eel would up deep, deep inside. Draw your own conclusions lol!

We learn the difference between love and lust, find out what kind of magazines were floating around Kluck's childhood home and we learn about a horrible bedroom allergy!

We take a massive test to find out if we're good guys or no, find out which states go hardest thirsting on OnlyFans and learn how single people are comingling these days…

We learn a ton of new stuff from Urban Dictionary, find out about why we shouldn't take drugs we buy off porno sites and  answer a few questions the ladies have about the gentlemen…..

As you can probably tell from the title, these GLP1s have a wild effect on the fellas, we learn the top ten apps that'll get all that new dong laid and circle back around on a guy that screws pool floats lol

We learn about the two types of simp you can be, find out what Bonnie Blue is up to next and we got booted to a spare studio so things got off to a janky start

We find out how to tell whether you have a girl down for a threesome or not, how to see if she may be down for some deviant behavior and a little PSA about a male-exclusive Summer condition to be aware of!

Women have loads of questions about how it hangs. How it works. How do you sit on it? We answer all of them. You'll never look at the sheds at Lowes the same way again after one police bust!

We hear about a Florida man who gets caught performing a throwback act in public, meet a woman who thinks she is doing something horoable but is in fact no and we find out the ranking of the top 10 porn stars of the last 25 years!

We learn about a park in Seattle that has quite the problem, a guy has terrible side effects from his hair medication and we find out what a man and a woman's primary focus is on in the bedroom!

We learn the signs she will totally do you, and the signs he'll totally do you too. Do cats leave kisses whenever they sit down? One kid asks the REAL questions!

We learn some exciting ways to break your relationship out of a rut, another naked Disney guy and find out why burning sex toys is a bad idea

We learn about a wild camp where women go to find a vowel, a mail man probably handles his last package and the things you're not doing in bed!

We learn how to be a better bottom,. meet a mayor who made the worst text mistake you can possible make and find out about a guy who is BIG into peepee

We meet maybe the worst boss of all time, learn how to recruit someone for cuck activities and learn how much money women are wasting trying to attract dudes….

We learn the conundrum of a “poorly endowed” man, learn about a new coffee that is getting people all bricked up and take our swing at live questions during the podcast on YouTube

We learn what to do if one of you is into water sports and the other one isn't. We catch up with Bonnie Blue on Spring Break and we learn about a fetish that revolves arounding ruining the best part of sex. 

We test out knowledge up against a new round of internet filth terms, find out how high Florida man is this week and a horrifying story of maggots where maggots are never supposed to be. 

We meet a woman who has the worst thing ever to happen to you on a date happen to her, run down a list of new internet slang (some of which is rather offensive  lol) and there are some big houses getting a lot of action these days!

We learn how to be a damned gentleman, meet a lady who takes revenge to a whole new savage level and why your people pleasin' ways don't make you much of a pleaser in the bedroom. 

We learned about the new, exciting things we can do to spruce up our junk, find out the 12 reasons he chose her over you and meet a cop who may have farted his way to the unemployment line!

We learn about a mansion in Miami that is stocked with Only Fans ladies, we learn what a fella on Only Fans pulls in every month and we meet a pair of married cops that deal this show a new low for gross stories we've heard…

We learn how to better set up your bedroom to set the stage for shenanigans, learn about one representative's tongue-in-cheek bill making one of our last great joys a crime and meet a Florida woman who really grossed up her selfie game!

We learn all about how to train for marathon sex,  catch up with the World's Most Unsettling Billionaire, learn about the Bonnie Blue Burger and in a rare epsiode we BOTH learned a new gross term from the internet!

We find out which license plates got rejected by the great state of Indiana last year,  find out what we're doing with those “fatbergs” we learned about a couple years ago and meet a Falconer who has to update his resume on LinkedIn

We learn how woman can put on a better “show,” find out all the things that ended up in women in 2024, a young lady FAFO with an MRI machine and a sex crime we have never heard of. Ever. 

As we have for the last couple years, we end the year's podcasting season with a visit from nudity icon Mr. Skin! Skin runs down the top ten nude scenes of the year and teaches us a fabulaous new phrase!

What is screwing up your dating profile? Who is ruining your sex life? Why aren't you getting laid when you go back home over the holidays? Welp, turns out the problem could be reading this right now. 

Why do guys like being called "Daddy?" There are piles of reasons it turns out! We also meet a woman doing wild things with insects and a panty thief uses his panties....as you would expect him to...

We learn we're about to enter a terrifying season for men, find out the approval ratings for the threesome from people who have actually been there and we meet two gents whose careers in law enforcement have ended in the saddest pervy way possible.

A woman's OnlyFans is so spicy she gets booted from a continent, we learn about a fella who finds out the hard way you shouldn't bang the wives of an entire town and a woman has pain down there....for 18 years before they get to the "bottom" of it!

We learn that there is an insane sex act for every stae in the union! We sloe find out the hottest new apps to use if you're looking to hook up and what specific tastes each one are for!

A special bonus podcast! If you missed it, here are our annual scary stories......as a podcast!

Are you so freaky you need a non-disclosure agreement? We learn all about when you would need one., we meet a lady that "arrives" 50 times a day and learn the shocking sort of cool new way everyone is getting throat ailments!

We meet the episode's namesake, find out just how different sex was 100 years ago and we find out why all public toilets have that cutout at the front. And it is gross as Hell. 

We learn about the differences between physical and emotional cheating, how many of us haven't had "good sex" in a while and how to maybe change that, find out about a deadly new Florida bug and meet a man who just could not hold it any longer. 

We find out how to navigate your way into a threesome. And yes, it sounds nearly impossible. We find out how to really reach across the political aisle and a judge decides sex offenders CAN participate in Halloween festivities. 

We learn (yet again) why you shouldn't put drinkware inside yourself, how to navigate that first time with a new partner, who the foot people actually are and we find out that pumps for genltmen are still a very real thing!

We learn about all the garbage you put in your body that is crippling you in the bedroom (it's all the good stuff!) find out how to low-key introduce some kinks to your relationship, what to do if you're both cheating and the worst car giveaway we have ever heard of!

We learn the ins and outs of hook up culture in 2024, meet a guy who is turning to bone and we find out from a guy who lost his....what it's like living without it. 

We learn what the average woman considers to be a decent size for the fellas and we learn what the actual average size is. We hear from several woman what they prefer and then get sad. And a saga of why we all don't wear unisex clothes. 

We learn there actually is a proper way to "do your paperwork!" How do you approach things if one person in a relationship is vanilla and the other is not? And we meet a guy who really takes being off the clock seriously

We're about to save you potentially thousands of dollars on sex therapy with stuff every sex therapist desperately wants you to know, we meet a man who ends up paying for sex from his own wife and we check back in with Mr. Big

Recorded live at The Five Star Divebar in Elkhart! Our fifth live podcast includes hilarity (we hope) a special appearance from Dirty Old Fat Kid, "Are You Smarter Than A Pervert?" and our take on the SNL Weekend Update joke swap..

We learn the fine art of sneaking in sex when you're not home alone, how important girth actually is and how kinky are you really? We even have a scientific test to find out!

We learn a ton of things every man needs to know by the age of 30 (sex things), learn how we can train for marathon sex and meet a man who treats his body like a shopping cart. 

We did it, 8 years of podcasting! Our grandfathers would be so proud of us! Sincerely, thanks to every single on of you who have ever hit "play."

We learn about a new kink that frankly sounds like something we'd all be in to, why men will never rival women's pleasin' skills in the bedroom and we meet a couple of people having rough starts to their week!

We learn the many, many things you should never do with "it," how to behave yourself whether getting a lapdance or getting down on a movie set, meet some insatiable public perverts and a horrifying way one couple enjoys their margaritas!

We find out some super deep questions to pull out of the bag next time there is a lull in the conversation, meet an Aussie who makes a severe mistake with Nair and we....we meet Slave Dave. 

Today we learn the proper way to protest something you don't like, whether or not we have another Hot Girl Summer on tap, we also learn where we can go for a sex heavy vacation (spoiler alert: we cannot afford it)

We learn all about a woman who is disturbed by her boyfriend's bizarre fetish, hot to have sex in public "ethically," a horrid cancer and it's horrid treatment options and we learn all about the ins and out (and ins and outs) of "Hot Wifing."

We meet a young lady who lost something very important, find out why women are either colder than the Acrtic Circle or hotter than Hades and we find out just how many people wanted the F word in their business name lol

Holy cow, we're glad someone told us we would have totally missed out! It's the Summer of the Threesome....for some of us. We also catch up with a previous episode star and learn all aboput fecal transplants and it there is a connection between guns and your manhood!

We learn how to hide your gold, the history of the single most offensive language in the English language, a lady gets possibly ended by a Texas gator and we learn all about ghost poops!!!

Are you a kinky person? Are you REALLY though? We break down what it means and if you are. Real sex workers are peeved at the fake sex workers and the ins and the outs of shower sex!

We learn about a horrifying condition, an even more horrible condition, meet a man who's wife lets him have 35 girlfriends and an Italian fella misreads the directions at the gas pump

We learn all the ins and outs (mainly ins) of micropenis, we catch up with a couple who have made the podcast before, find out what your morning wood says about you and hear a story about a sex toy assault. 

We learn about a "revolutionary" new condom, find out that being hung like an elephant may not be as great as it sounds, learn all about how horrifying it it to be constantly aroused, sexsomnia and we meet Paul. Paul, has it all. 

We learn about a terrifying new rejuvenation technique, find out how you can get ore out of your next trip downtown, learn about iPhone Finger and meet a couple ladies who banked on Spring Break!

We learn everyday kitchen utensils you can use (and promptly wash VERY well) in bedroom horeplay, we meet a man who had 12 too many surgeries on his junk and we learn why she may be bored with you in the sack!

We learn how dudes rated their sexual fantasies after they got a crack at the plate, we find out where the big hawgs reside and the downsides of penis ownership. We also meet a young fella who just can't get enough of his town's public park system! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Worried about how you're doing? You're not alone! We also learn about the sexual situations that may arise that would make us anxious and we meet a guy who has an odd way of picking people up at the beach! We also learn all about GOONING See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about the Swedish Sex Olympics! Where they're held, how they work and how you win. We also meet our nation's contestant and then we learn about the ideal person to cheat on your spouse with. You may know him or her...it's THAT specific.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having trouble with a low libido? We have loads of easy things you can do, according to experts, to maybe get some of that pop back in your love life. We meet another woman raking in loads of cash selling...jars of herself.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every dreamt of reclaiming your youthful ability to enjoy maybe more than one round? We give you your best shots are rewinding the clock. We meet a woman who covered her tracks after a heinous bedroom act and one of us learns about a new sex toy. Guess who? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about the fascinating things scientists are growing in labs these days, meet a handful of old men who have fallen hilariously far from Jesus and learn all about sounding. AND WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DO IT.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out all about the No Fap community, learn some of the roadblocks that could be keeping you from the bedroom and learn what body parts of men women love the most. And no...it is not even on the list.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about the World's Most Wanted panty thief, a terrible misuse of Kinder Eggs, find out how we can fund America's prisons (the ladies ones, lol) and find out how to work the puzzle pieces should the impossible ever happen to you See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We explore 15 GUARANTEED ways to get her to the finish line. They're guaranteed!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take a pretty in depth quiz and find out just what kind of fetishes and kinks we know about. Feel free to play along!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all the many ways you can finally last longer, or at least a bit longer, in the bedroom, meet an insane doctor who has insane patients and leads us to an even more insane chef and we find out what cities are this country's secret sexiest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We wrap up our riveting series "What Was Pulled Out of Us in 2023" with a laundry list of items for everyone and a list of dude only finds! We also find out FIVE states have a worrisome loophole in their criminal codes... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back for 2024! We meet a couple who shares one simple tick to achieving marital bliss, find out what $5K gets you on Tinder and meet a woman who has tripled her OF earnings thanks to one small, dedicated group of "those guys" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We finish the story by meeting a guy who is playing it cooler than any of could ever dream of, and finish off the year with a couple fanny stories! Thanks for listening to the podcast this year we sincerely appreciate everyone who pressed play in 2023! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been a while but we finally tracked down Mr. Skin to rundown 2023 in Nudity! Missed this dude! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a genius new place to find a date, find out exactly what women look for in a decent dong and what is the saddest fap you've ever had? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out all about how you can introduce sex toys into the bedroom and then find out how those very toys can give you the diabetes! We learn how to conduct a seduction interview (or how to know you're being given one) and maybe we should all go work at Taco Bell! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the best new sexting apps to get your groove on, meet a man who hates opossums, meet a woman who is frankly, twice the woman other women are and a story you'll LOVE to share around your Thanksgiving table! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all the ways (and there are a ton of them) we're ruining foreplay, we meet an insatiable Florida woman who doesn't care if you're watching and how to ruin checking an item off your bucket list.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a Door Dasher who is looking for work for a gross reason, find out which porn plots are played out and a Worst Person who may take the cake as our worst ever.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the dos and the do nots of getting it on in public, we meet a man with very specific requests of his prosties and a woman with VERY discerning tastes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what one dreaded word can help fix your sex-frequency issues, we learn how long it should last each time you enter the ring, try and fail at some math involving an ancient prosty and a man behaves poorly at a brewery.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a terrible pastor, an even worse morgue employee, how to recognize signs your man is cheating and/or ways to cover your tracks if you're a guy!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how exactly you go about getting what you want in the bedroom but we also realize it may come with a heavy, heavy, large and fast price.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back in the friendly confines of the studio! We talk about just how exactly you measure yourself as a man, how to tell if a condom is bad, learn what NOT to do in bed and meet a man who is too old to be carrying on Florida-style! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live inside Stan's Room at Piere's. Performances from The Hu, Asking Alexandria and we meet Cheese Factory Pervert and his wife. And his girlfriend.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bruh. We learn what vabbing is. You can probably take a guess by reading this and get close. We learn about a new ED medicine that could get your Spidey-sense tingling and a bizarre couple has an even bizarrer (not a word?) collection! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We get a whole list of erotic movies on Netflix that can be training wheels for you and your spouse to get into porno. In the bedroom...what are you supposed to do with your hands? We never even thought about it until today and now we're self conscious. And we find out what can happen when you kick the pernooooo See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out some great ways to rope your phone into the bedroom game, find out exactly how many people are losing something inside themselves, and more ways to initiate a threesome even though we sort of feel like if it hasn't happened yet it won't,  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We take a trip down memory lane and remember Sex Ed class and all the things they forgot to mention, we have some new signs you may have just met a swinger and meet a couple who didn't pay attention in Sex Ed. At. All. Like even a little bit.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the questions you can ask to open the door to a better sex life, how you can increase the sex if you're single, find out what goth girls in the UK are up to and perverts man...they ruin everything! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bam, 350 episodes of this inter-office award winning podcast! We learn all about the dong. How to care for it, practice with it, master it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what women will admit to fantasizing about (keyword: admit), what we think about most during sex, meet a couple very "interesting people" at the end of the podcast.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn why this can still be your "Rat Girl Summer," learn how to react if a partner's fantasy is way over your line, where your best odds are to meet someone this month and meet the dumbest man alive.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what Margot Robbie's favorite drink is, 3 ways you can almost guarantee great sex, what to do if you're peeing too often and we meet an Illinois barnyard pervert.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a guy who had an odd worry after a Devil's Threesome, meet a guy who brings his IBS to an overnight stay, learn skinny dipping etiquette and a new way to smuggle contraband!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a horrifying way more dudes are "growing," find out classy ways to ask for nudes, learn exactly 50% of people are just animals in the bathroom and AI is coming to solo fun! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn a ton of new ways to walk that tightrope between going too often and not enough, refresh the list of where the longest men live and find out where the top-heavy ladies dwell and we meet a guy who could learn a thing or two about timing a breakup! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about how hard it is to be livin large, 16 ways you can turn yourself from a sprinter to a World-class marathon runner and how you can wriggle your way into the perno-biz See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the secret diet to increase your (and her) desire in the bedroom, learn the 5 things that may be killing your performance, find out how much time is too much to be doin' it and we learn what styles are in these days for men's grooming.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn just how many of us are heading to funerals looking to bang, how few young people are out there getting any, find out some staggering stats on a novelty men's aid and meet some kids in New York that are just scumbags.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about Foreign Body Syndrome and how long it's actually been around. Find out about some awful things your boys can do on their own, and a smash cake is ruined!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a bizarre new fetish, learn some more ways to not sound like a knob while you're dirty talking, how to create the illusion of a massive unit and meet a man who takes his thing for feet way, way too far.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live Friday May 5 2023. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about the Space Sex Race, hear about a terrible injury Channing Tatum suffered, and a woman has a REALLY REALLY REEEEEALLY great time at the symphony See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn 4 myths about the most mythical myth and then myths about the not so mythical and we meet a man who cannot resist himself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about The World's Most Dangerous Sex Position (almost everyone has done it) we learn all about ethical porn, meet a guy who WAS going to be the Worst Person In The World until he was beat out by a woman at the last minute who takes the crown on being diabolical.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn just how many fellas out there are putting on a big show in the bedroom, meet a guy who will never let us look at the humble toaster strudel the same way again, and a lady who's drunk evening of adult fun came back to bite her years later. Hard.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tired of trying to turn her on and either having your efforts fall flat or things cool down before they even heat up? Bro, you've been doing it all wrong! We also learn about a sex club that won't let either of us in and meet a guy who desperately needs to look on Amazon.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn several ways to deal with a problem only men suffer in the morning, hear some truly awful first date ideas and why you should stop what you're doing and go kick your grandparents off social media.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn alllllllll about what the college kids are doing with their bodies these days, find out there are Anti-masturbation Groups out there and meet a guy who hates the elderly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how many times a man must "purge the poison" for optimal health, find out the benefits of going to the gym with your BAE, meet another lunatic in love with a plane and hear about a great petty throwback crime! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bro. What can we possible say about an episode with this title? For real.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about the global length rankings and where we fall, find out the last 30 years have been dang good to the fellas, learn what the protocol is if you're walked in on all by yourself and how you can INSTANTLY be a better lover.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We break down the dos and absolutely-do-nots of handling a set of breasts, have some laugh at exotic car guys' expense and we find out about a man who picked the wrong career to chase.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a brazen sex toy thief, find out how to add some spice to your Valentine's Day, learn a man out there is missing his bits and we hear the tall tale of a man named Coke Can Greg.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We finish off January with a whole host of new fetishes, including a few we've never even heard about, hear of a horrifying Amazon mix up, find some new Valentine's Day merch at Goop and find out ways of dealing with sexual frustration! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out all about "Winter Penis" and what it means for you, hear about some great kinks and why you might be into them and please, just leave your crack pipe at home or in the car.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We finally get a moment to talk about "that" police department in Tennessee, learn about an ancient celebration, how Bryan Cranston lost his v-card and we meet a guy named Troy....who is on his way to Hell.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week we heard about all the wild things fellas lost inside themselves last year, this week we find out what the ladies are hiding! Also, some great ways to get your partner in the mood and maybe dig a bit and find out what kind of secret dirty stuff they're into! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First episode of a brand new year! We'll find out what we were looking for last year as far as online filth goes, we'll learn what the ladies were interested in and what we lost....in some very tight spaces! Happy 2023 yo! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how to properly dirty talk, how not to properly dirty talk and we clear out all the last Worst People In The World we have in the tank! Thanks for listening this year everybody! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone is into at least one of the 9 major sexual taboos....take a trip with us and find out which one or ones you are into! We also learn how to start a sext conversation and things a woman won't do until she is a girlfriend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...or whatever the Daft Punk song is called. We learn how to turn your dong into a World Class Athlete! We also meet a lady who disappoints Jason Lee. Enjoy the last 'cast of November! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out what annoys women about having sex with you, why we may be facing a sperm shortage, what the fine line is between a kink and a fetish. And we meet Ed Dare.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out from a surgeon why you should NEVER try making yourself a bigger man, man. We meet the best OnlyFans fan there probably is and if you remember our infamous tweezer episode a couple years back....proceed with caution. We have a contender to unseat the champ.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a man who wonders if the internet has ruined him for dating, meet a woman who does NOT get what she ordered off Amazon and we learn all about the ancient art of the cuckhold.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens if you find yourself getting a happy ending you didn't order? How do you take a "sexcation" on a budget? How often and why are women faking it? And we meet the most humble braggart of all time.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Believe it or not, women only want 5 things form you! We update the classic "love languages, meet a guy who is running for "worst plane passenger ever" and a guy who is still running....for office.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a man with a very embarrassing allergy, find out how you can last longer than the American average of 5:24 seconds, a woman's dog finds a terrible toy and we're getting government sex tapes now! Sorry for the upload delay....forgot to hit "publish" before we left yesterday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn a whole ton of new ways to do the foreplay ladies seem to love so much, learn how to take your best "pic," there is a new terrible toy on the market and we need a sad old man who just wants you to leave his yard alone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn 5 easy ways to build your own sex toy, whcih piece of jewelry men should avoid, meet ANOTHER person using vibrators to cheat and a fella has a sex dungeon.....for real dolls.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn 7 easy ways to improve your sex life, meet a woman who rates dongs for a living, learn why sleeping in the same bed as your dog could send you to the ER (it's a long shot, but still) and the worst/best snack of all time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientists actually sat down and tried to figure out the origins and makeup of one of nature's most mysterious substances, we learn how NOT to blow your chance at a threesome, the foods that are killing you in the bedroom and apparently chess is way more serious than we thought! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how our ladies can get revved up for us more often, learn how much our parts go for on the black market, find which celebrity got so carried away in the bedroom she had to go to the ER and hear about a disturbing smuggling ring... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn a sure sign you're likely to cheat on your spouse (or they're about to cheat on you) little lies you'll never tell a loved one but will tell a stranger and a woman is making some new jewelry that we can't believe even one person asks for... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find the 14 best new apps if you want to get "into the lifestyle," how to keep kids from ruining what's happening in your bedroom and we meet a Mom and daughter that are way too close! Last podcast of August! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn an INCORRECT way to tell your man he's going to be a Dad, we learn about what splitting chores can do for your sex life and 5 not so hilarious reasons you're not getting it up.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the behaviors of healthy men (spoiler alert: bad news for all of us) learn how to prep for a successful first date and we meet a man who will never again say "No, water is fine." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a small chronic break we get back to 'casting! We find out things to look out for when it comes to rubbers, meet a guy who keeps his drinkware in an odd spot, brush up on our relationship vocabulary and meet a very bad teammate.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about heteroflexibility, meet a woman hell bend on revenge on her ex and create perhaps the most unflattering nickname for a part of the female anatomy ever.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One man learns about physics the hard and most embarrassing way he can, we find out how a couple makes $90K a month on OnlyFans and learn how much sexually assaulting a household appliance will run you. Classy way to ring in another hundred episodes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn exactly how to ensure you get a second date, how to prepare your abode in case she comes back to your place and we learn all about a bizarre new trend in women's fragrance lol See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what red flags women look for, meet a guy who has 1/1 rare disease, a man who probably can't ever enter a Starbucks again and one guy who kept one spreadsheet too many.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about what the female orgasm feels like, how to spot it in the wild and how it may be genetic! Plus another lunatic is marrying an inanimate object.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about how to find a "Unicorn" and a friendly reminder about "Summer Dick" and advice if you're traveling for the World Cup! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here we are, our fourth live podcast to celebrate 12 years as a show/HR liability.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how to properly dirty talk, properly play with boobs, find out a new "lifestyle" we're definitely not down with, meet a Florida man with a very unfortunate last name and a woman is in jail for her use of AirTags See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet ANOTHER woman in love with her toy plane, find out some bedroom requests are better left unspoken and a truly terrible dude rounds out the Worst Person In The World.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn 7 fun facts about female fun times, meet two people who need to be brought to justice over the way they deal with poo, and we'll relive the horrors of puberty! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out why you shouldn't play Truth or Dare as an adult, hear the worst things to happen to people on a first date and two men tie for Worst Person On The Planet. Why is it always the night manager?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a throuple, and we meet whatever you would call two couples in one relationship, hear all about realtors with their work cut out for them by pervy homeowners, find out where we can go for sexting and meet a man who is stronger than we would be.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We'll meet a German "couple" who probably should've just stayed quiet, a man who made $7000 the hardest way, and a man who took his shirt from Dave & Barry's literally.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a woman with a helluva peanut allergy and unlock the 12 secrets to helping your woman "achieve." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn exactly where American men fall on the only power ranking that really matters and then enjoy a seemingly endless parade of dudes who can't stop putting things where they don't belong! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a woman who has the grossest revenge ever, find out how to keep our men from straying, a 30 day plan to spice up your love life and we meet a guy who needs to practice some SERIOUS personal grooming.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out just how close we are to having sex robots, meet a fella probably on every no-fly list there is and we meet the World's worst gynecologist.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about a new exciting kind of meditation, find out what our sex dreams mean and we get to the bottom of "What sex act is more popular than Twitter?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about how to boost the size and effectiveness of your manhood! Plus a couple of stories of women who have odd ways of storing their glassware.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We meet a Mom who wants to embarrass her son to death, a man who has to move out of his neighborhood, find out how NOT to celebrate a friend's birthday and what do with that pesky afterbirth.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn all about condom myths, nobody cares about the load you're haulin, meet a woman who is all about the friendly skies and yet another phantom pooper is out there and still on the loose! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We sit down with our most "sexually enlightened" frequent texter Dirty Old Fat Kid to learn the ins, out and in and outs of The Lifestyle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the ins and outs of the fine art of the spit roast, just mow many people, all genders, want a threesome and meet an Olympian who had a rough, chilly go of things in Beijing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another round of rejected license plate, this time from Florida! We learn how men expanded their sexual horizons amid the pandemic, meet a guy who expanded his a bit too far and we meet a big fat sad liar from Las Vegas,  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how to jazz things up for next Monday's big day, learn exactly what size makes the man, a frequent texter tells us of a secret fetish world and we meet a woman with a nifty tattoo.....that she should've totally kept quiet about.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what to sell if your kids REALLY want to raise money for sports, spot an easy way to know if she might be faking it, find out bloodplay is a thing and the worst person in the World is a whole group of people! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn how to protect yourself when you're doing "questionable browsing," meet a woman making almost 6 figures a month on OnlyFans, how to vet a boudoir photographer, and somehow a woman taking Nazi pics isn't the worst person in the World.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn more about a fetish we thought we knew everything about, , learn what NOT to do with spray insulation and learn just how hard it must be being Drake! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the ins and outs of role playing, why we DON'T bring it up and how we possibly could. We hear about a horrifying celebrity injury and meet the World's Most Savage Mom.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Totally secure in your relationship? Buckle up, you're about to hit some bumpy terrain! What were the weirdest things pulled out of us in 2021, we get a legendary John Madden quote and learn about a Texas man who is REALLY into chicken.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here it is, the 2021 finale of Here's Your Freakin' Podcast! Thank YOU for all the listens, downloads and shares for this year! We'll be back with a new episode January 5th!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn some of the riskiest places people are getting it on, find out where to see ground breaking sex in movies (we learn about a must-see Cameron Diaz role!) meet a WWII enthusiast who needs to tone it down and meet Italy's worst gynecologist, mamma mia! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We run down a list of bedroom must-haves, learn what "hot-wifing" is, find out just how porno has lied to us all these years and meet a Russian cannibal!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, we have bad news if you're a smaller man but we do find out if there is help out there! We also learn about a horrendous fetish we wish we could unhear about and meet a man who got too revved up at a Walmart! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listened to last week's podcast, followed the advice and having problems? We'll find out how to undo last week's porno suggestion. We dig into things we didn't know people thought were fetishes and meet a guy who won't be flying the friendly skies for 40-60 months.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the top 5 things men are fantasizing about, hear two words we cannot unhear, meet a horrid woman on OnlyFans and tips and tricks to spice up your next "movie" night  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out the (additional) down side of having less downstairs, find support for you if you do have less, learn the difference between porn and reality and find the worst named smoke shop in Kentucky! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scientists have finally answered the age old question about the size of your nose, meet a woman who really gets our attention, a couple enjoy a very specific kink, men reveal why they're really subscribing to OnlyFans and we meet a pair of OF stars.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the ins and the outs of the swapping game, how much "self care" is too much and we meet a man who ruins the inside of an ambulance! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Perfect month for a story about a woman sleeping with a ghost! We also learn how to be gentleman with the nudes, last longer in the sack and meet a woman who gets waxed in a very inopportune time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn new and better ways to clean up our landscaping (if that's your thing) find out how many dudes went exploring during the pandemic, learn how to get a great deal on a Jeep and doctors have found a new horrifying COVID side effect! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn ways your woman can do a little more to get you in the mood, how many of us are enjoying going in through the outdoor and meet a woman who well, has seen it all.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn about an old guy that is about to get banned from frozen foods, a boy finds out the hardest way possible he is not USB compatible and all the ways sex ed failed us back in the day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn what we can do to turn a woman on, run down the top 10 fetishes (it turns out we're not that weird!) and talk, probably too much, about the other C word.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.