We look into what single people can do that we can't (besides the obvious), how do ladies like us “groomed” and a landlord who is probably not going to be a landlord for much longer!

We meet a wine thief with a unique (not to the podcast) way of stealing , find out if car sex is still a thing and a celebrity has three day orgasms?

We learn how you may be able to prevent a heart attack….maybe. A guy does something incredible with his junk and sex toys apparently have a huge black market

A man gets real familiar with a Herby Curby, we learn about a woman who is way too familiar with her own leavings and we find out sex ed has failed the youth!

We learn about the upcoming sperm races, how weight lifting may actually hurt you in the bedroom and we meet a wild substitute teacher!

We learn how male “stars” keep themselves in the game, we also learn who cleans up after Bonnie Blue does her thing. Truly shocking end to the podcast today. 

We have heard of “hot wifing.” Now we find out there is an opposite AND a big celebrity is way into it!

We learn that Japan has a helluva parade every year, find out how to create a Michelin star sex menu and some guy molests the Easter bunny!

One teacher finds out not every thought you have needs to be a "thought of the day"," we catch up with Bonnie Blue on Spring Break and learn how some porn actors are dialing it up for retirement. 

Our annual pow wow with with the genius behind the website mrskin.com, Mr. Skin! Best nudes on screen in 2025 and we also delve into a little of what it's actually like being Mr. Skin. Love this dude!

Doctors would like you to stop putting garlic where ChatGPT tells you to put it, a man keeps his thermos in an odd spot and we learn 5 easy ways to enrich your bedroom. Then we meet a man who has THE PLUMS. 

We catch up with the apple of our eye, learn some pretty obvious signs that cheating is happening and then we run down the tope media for “getting in the mood”

We find out that Denny's allows more than a few strikes before you get canned from the kitchen, learn how to declutter our bedrooms for love and perhaps the World's most unfortunately named doctor!

We learn about a painful sounding way to add some razzle dazzle below your beltline, find out if vets think it's OK if your pets “watch” and learn a few quick tips to improve your pre and post game performance!

We break down which states are looking for the dirties, most shocking and oddly wholesome adult content.

We learn about a super sexy game you need to bookmark for next Super Bowl Sunday,  find out which country may be getting a Minister of Sex (not us booo) and Discord is probably about to make a huge mistake

We meet a man who loves, and we mean LOVES, WW1 history! We find out all the benefits (besides the main one) of morning sex and we have all heard of Horse Girls….we learn about a Horse Man. 

We meet a couple of public officials that seem to be addicted to public lovin', find out all the ways she tells you she wants your attention but not you and hear the sotry of a couple fisherman who got some REALLY great outdoors!

We'll find out, by age group, the acceptable number of partners to have had. We'll think about Meemaw getting around, find out the downside of having a “huge hawger” and how TV and movies lied to us about sex!

We spent last week learning what the fellas lost inside themselves last year…..what about the ladies? And an early contender (and lover of tubers) for the 2026 wrap up! We also meet a couple that did it inside an MRI machine a former NFLer who is suing his ex-wife for talking about his package!

Our favorite part of every new year is finding out what was what had to be pulled out of us the year before. You guys, we have to be safer. C'mon now. 

Bam, last one for 2025! We learn (again) what we're doing wrong in the bedroom, we get a little more respect for the Honda Civic and we wave goodbye to another year of (somewhat) successful podcasting! Thanks for all the laughs gang!

You have heard about the goon cave….what about a cave where the actual sexi goes on? Have you  decorated it trending towards or away from getting it on. Also, would you drive a Cyber Truck

We learn that there are a few things in the bedroom you have been ignoring, we learn (SHOCKINGLY) booze may actually be hurting your sex life and we end on a story so bad we had to share it….

We learn about the lies you hear and just accept every day, things you should probably do before you end up getting divorced and we learn about an Ozempic illusion!

We learn the five foods that can bolster your bedroom behavior, meet a man who gets his jollies on the highway and a man loses a cup. It gets found. 

No, not a safe you keep your porn in, we're talking about how they're making porn safer for the people making them. We also find out a new porn-related ED and yeah, you can have sex at 90mph!

We learn about new people flooding the swinging landscape, find out just a few of the things men don't want women to know about them and Kluck teaches Jason about your Gym Nemesis

We learn about loads of subtle green flags women wee in men, a couple of people that are a bit too into robbery and we learn that perhaps it IS way easy out there for people looking for a lil' extra lovin! Maybe we aren't using the phrase that pays!

He learn about a teacher probably teaching her last lesson, learn that your “boy” can go bad and where would one move for the greatest likelihood of living that non-monagamous lifestyle? Spoler alert: it ain't here. 

We learn about a fella who takes to web for a diagnosis of his bits, learn about a woman with a unique OnlyFans hustle and how honest you should be with a significant other! 

We learn about the terrors of a first date, questions you should NEVER ask, meet a man who has beef with adult bookstores and apparently the humble merkin is making a comeback!

We learn the ins and outs (and ins and out and ins lol) of the swinging game, find out that women didn't really follow directions when asked about unconventional male featues they find attactive and we have a male porn actor shortage!

We find out that yes, in fact woman CAN be creeps, things you should never do on a first date, Bonnie Blue is taking her game to the skies and the best states….if'n yer a cheater!

We learn the things good boyfriends and husbands do, learn what makes you irresistible to her and there is a whole new product category that is based on a fear none of us had until it came along!!! 

What time of the day is best for sex? It depends on your age! Scrotox is a thing? We discuss the ins and outs of having a smooth set!

Are we bringing “skank” back? We learn about an unfortunate produce incident and end the podcast with a story Stephen King couldn't write. 

We learn a horrifying new term for an act of aggression behing bars, find out how to initiate some sexy DMing, and how NOT to behave with thirsty pics online!

We learn about the app that is a response to The Tea app where women spill all the shizz about terrible guys, meet a Florida man who loves  Moms a bit too much and meet a man who has some serious beef!

We know people cheat but on today's 450th we will learn the why behind it. Looking for a threesome? We drop a couple nuggets of knowledge to help you on your quest!

You're probably using your condom wrong! We also find out about a man banned from public parks

After a lengthy (and frankly, undeserved) break the podcast you know and love is back! LET'S GOOOOO

You're sleeping around in your dreams? Turns out being a horny gooner may NOT be the reason why! 

We learn about the annual checkup every marriage should have and meet a man who will never say how an eel would up deep, deep inside. Draw your own conclusions lol!

We learn the difference between love and lust, find out what kind of magazines were floating around Kluck's childhood home and we learn about a horrible bedroom allergy!

We take a massive test to find out if we're good guys or no, find out which states go hardest thirsting on OnlyFans and learn how single people are comingling these days…

We learn a ton of new stuff from Urban Dictionary, find out about why we shouldn't take drugs we buy off porno sites and  answer a few questions the ladies have about the gentlemen…..

As you can probably tell from the title, these GLP1s have a wild effect on the fellas, we learn the top ten apps that'll get all that new dong laid and circle back around on a guy that screws pool floats lol

We learn about the two types of simp you can be, find out what Bonnie Blue is up to next and we got booted to a spare studio so things got off to a janky start

We find out how to tell whether you have a girl down for a threesome or not, how to see if she may be down for some deviant behavior and a little PSA about a male-exclusive Summer condition to be aware of!

Women have loads of questions about how it hangs. How it works. How do you sit on it? We answer all of them. You'll never look at the sheds at Lowes the same way again after one police bust!

We hear about a Florida man who gets caught performing a throwback act in public, meet a woman who thinks she is doing something horoable but is in fact no and we find out the ranking of the top 10 porn stars of the last 25 years!

We learn about a park in Seattle that has quite the problem, a guy has terrible side effects from his hair medication and we find out what a man and a woman's primary focus is on in the bedroom!

We learn the signs she will totally do you, and the signs he'll totally do you too. Do cats leave kisses whenever they sit down? One kid asks the REAL questions!

We learn some exciting ways to break your relationship out of a rut, another naked Disney guy and find out why burning sex toys is a bad idea

We learn about a wild camp where women go to find a vowel, a mail man probably handles his last package and the things you're not doing in bed!

We learn how to be a better bottom,. meet a mayor who made the worst text mistake you can possible make and find out about a guy who is BIG into peepee

We meet maybe the worst boss of all time, learn how to recruit someone for cuck activities and learn how much money women are wasting trying to attract dudes….

We learn the conundrum of a “poorly endowed” man, learn about a new coffee that is getting people all bricked up and take our swing at live questions during the podcast on YouTube

We learn what to do if one of you is into water sports and the other one isn't. We catch up with Bonnie Blue on Spring Break and we learn about a fetish that revolves arounding ruining the best part of sex. 

We test out knowledge up against a new round of internet filth terms, find out how high Florida man is this week and a horrifying story of maggots where maggots are never supposed to be. 

We meet a woman who has the worst thing ever to happen to you on a date happen to her, run down a list of new internet slang (some of which is rather offensive  lol) and there are some big houses getting a lot of action these days!

We learn how to be a damned gentleman, meet a lady who takes revenge to a whole new savage level and why your people pleasin' ways don't make you much of a pleaser in the bedroom. 

We learned about the new, exciting things we can do to spruce up our junk, find out the 12 reasons he chose her over you and meet a cop who may have farted his way to the unemployment line!

We learn about a mansion in Miami that is stocked with Only Fans ladies, we learn what a fella on Only Fans pulls in every month and we meet a pair of married cops that deal this show a new low for gross stories we've heard…

We learn how to better set up your bedroom to set the stage for shenanigans, learn about one representative's tongue-in-cheek bill making one of our last great joys a crime and meet a Florida woman who really grossed up her selfie game!

We learn all about how to train for marathon sex,  catch up with the World's Most Unsettling Billionaire, learn about the Bonnie Blue Burger and in a rare epsiode we BOTH learned a new gross term from the internet!

We find out which license plates got rejected by the great state of Indiana last year,  find out what we're doing with those “fatbergs” we learned about a couple years ago and meet a Falconer who has to update his resume on LinkedIn

We learn how woman can put on a better “show,” find out all the things that ended up in women in 2024, a young lady FAFO with an MRI machine and a sex crime we have never heard of. Ever. 

As we have for the last couple years, we end the year's podcasting season with a visit from nudity icon Mr. Skin! Skin runs down the top ten nude scenes of the year and teaches us a fabulaous new phrase!

What is screwing up your dating profile? Who is ruining your sex life? Why aren't you getting laid when you go back home over the holidays? Welp, turns out the problem could be reading this right now. 

Why do guys like being called "Daddy?" There are piles of reasons it turns out! We also meet a woman doing wild things with insects and a panty thief uses his panties....as you would expect him to...

We learn we're about to enter a terrifying season for men, find out the approval ratings for the threesome from people who have actually been there and we meet two gents whose careers in law enforcement have ended in the saddest pervy way possible.

A woman's OnlyFans is so spicy she gets booted from a continent, we learn about a fella who finds out the hard way you shouldn't bang the wives of an entire town and a woman has pain down there....for 18 years before they get to the "bottom" of it!

We learn that there is an insane sex act for every stae in the union! We sloe find out the hottest new apps to use if you're looking to hook up and what specific tastes each one are for!

A special bonus podcast! If you missed it, here are our annual scary stories......as a podcast!

Are you so freaky you need a non-disclosure agreement? We learn all about when you would need one., we meet a lady that "arrives" 50 times a day and learn the shocking sort of cool new way everyone is getting throat ailments!

We meet the episode's namesake, find out just how different sex was 100 years ago and we find out why all public toilets have that cutout at the front. And it is gross as Hell. 

We learn about the differences between physical and emotional cheating, how many of us haven't had "good sex" in a while and how to maybe change that, find out about a deadly new Florida bug and meet a man who just could not hold it any longer. 

We find out how to navigate your way into a threesome. And yes, it sounds nearly impossible. We find out how to really reach across the political aisle and a judge decides sex offenders CAN participate in Halloween festivities. 

We learn (yet again) why you shouldn't put drinkware inside yourself, how to navigate that first time with a new partner, who the foot people actually are and we find out that pumps for genltmen are still a very real thing!

We learn about all the garbage you put in your body that is crippling you in the bedroom (it's all the good stuff!) find out how to low-key introduce some kinks to your relationship, what to do if you're both cheating and the worst car giveaway we have ever heard of!

We learn the ins and outs of hook up culture in 2024, meet a guy who is turning to bone and we find out from a guy who lost his....what it's like living without it. 

We learn what the average woman considers to be a decent size for the fellas and we learn what the actual average size is. We hear from several woman what they prefer and then get sad. And a saga of why we all don't wear unisex clothes. 

We learn there actually is a proper way to "do your paperwork!" How do you approach things if one person in a relationship is vanilla and the other is not? And we meet a guy who really takes being off the clock seriously

We're about to save you potentially thousands of dollars on sex therapy with stuff every sex therapist desperately wants you to know, we meet a man who ends up paying for sex from his own wife and we check back in with Mr. Big

Recorded live at The Five Star Divebar in Elkhart! Our fifth live podcast includes hilarity (we hope) a special appearance from Dirty Old Fat Kid, "Are You Smarter Than A Pervert?" and our take on the SNL Weekend Update joke swap..

We learn the fine art of sneaking in sex when you're not home alone, how important girth actually is and how kinky are you really? We even have a scientific test to find out!

We learn a ton of things every man needs to know by the age of 30 (sex things), learn how we can train for marathon sex and meet a man who treats his body like a shopping cart. 

We did it, 8 years of podcasting! Our grandfathers would be so proud of us! Sincerely, thanks to every single on of you who have ever hit "play."

We learn about a new kink that frankly sounds like something we'd all be in to, why men will never rival women's pleasin' skills in the bedroom and we meet a couple of people having rough starts to their week!

We learn the many, many things you should never do with "it," how to behave yourself whether getting a lapdance or getting down on a movie set, meet some insatiable public perverts and a horrifying way one couple enjoys their margaritas!

We find out some super deep questions to pull out of the bag next time there is a lull in the conversation, meet an Aussie who makes a severe mistake with Nair and we....we meet Slave Dave. 

Today we learn the proper way to protest something you don't like, whether or not we have another Hot Girl Summer on tap, we also learn where we can go for a sex heavy vacation (spoiler alert: we cannot afford it)

We learn all about a woman who is disturbed by her boyfriend's bizarre fetish, hot to have sex in public "ethically," a horrid cancer and it's horrid treatment options and we learn all about the ins and out (and ins and outs) of "Hot Wifing."

We meet a young lady who lost something very important, find out why women are either colder than the Acrtic Circle or hotter than Hades and we find out just how many people wanted the F word in their business name lol

Holy cow, we're glad someone told us we would have totally missed out! It's the Summer of the Threesome....for some of us. We also catch up with a previous episode star and learn all aboput fecal transplants and it there is a connection between guns and your manhood!

We learn how to hide your gold, the history of the single most offensive language in the English language, a lady gets possibly ended by a Texas gator and we learn all about ghost poops!!!

Are you a kinky person? Are you REALLY though? We break down what it means and if you are. Real sex workers are peeved at the fake sex workers and the ins and the outs of shower sex!

We learn about a horrifying condition, an even more horrible condition, meet a man who's wife lets him have 35 girlfriends and an Italian fella misreads the directions at the gas pump